future dysTokyo
we made zombies, clever us!
they’ll be our friends. Wrong.
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Overhead, FA-18 Hornet flying low, sunny day, glints off the tail fins, disappears into the glare. Roar of engines. Something flutters earthwards — small — paper — coloured — rectangular — currency — unfamilar — lands in a car park. Cyclone wire fence. Climb it, ignore warning signs Don’t Go Here Commonwealth Of Somewhere: nobody’s around, curiosity wins. Under a car, Caroline Chisolm’s sorriso sfumato darts out over a weave of orange and magenta: the old $5.
Holding a new one for comparison (HM the Q outwardly more dour, but a sly twinkle in her eyes). Frays, watermarks, fishscale patterns, a swashbuckling typeface; small, pink, microprinting, geometry. Both insubstantial, both invested with obligation and stories and symbols of a place and time, as remote and as shared as those in ochre inscribed into the mountains.
The owner of the note, blue flight suit, friendly eyes, comes past improbably soon: in town for the air show, local hospitality extending to a trailer in the grounds (hats off indoors all the same); an old suitcase with obsolete currency “sort of an heirloom,” politely disguised smirks at the shiny plastic note and the terse monarch; wry, warm respect of a traveller far from home.
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two men, one a skater with baggy shorts and dreadlocks, the other a retiree in plus fours and a polo shirt, were doing tai chi together with fans in the park this morning. Yesterday, it was two middle-aged men in sneakers doing kendo.
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It was in October, the sweltering haze of summer had lifted, I’d started opening my window to let in the breeze at night. The view wasn’t bad – bluish forested mountains layered up, fading into the sky; it wasn’t worth drawing the shoji screens as they didn’t block out the morning sun that bounced in at 7, refusing to let anyone sleep. Cool, bright mornings are the best – when I had time, I’d take a hike up Takaosan, two stops down the line. Autumn brought drifts of elderly couples with shiny new boots and walking poles down to our neck of the woods, bright-eyed on the first train, eager to see the orange and red autumn leaves; in the afternoons, they’d be heading back to Shinjuku, nodding off to sleep on each other’s shoulders.
This morning I’d decided to air everything, as it was the first clear day in a week, and had started unbuttoning all the assorted futon and quilt covers, when I noticed something new above the power lines and beyond the blue hills – white and craggy and distant; massive, elegant, commanding.

Fuji.
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The stairs in front of my office are weird.
They’re about a metre deep and a normal step’s height, but they break with the well-established principle that you ought to be able to climb stairs without needing a diagram. Apparently some dude figured out how long and high each step should be in 1672, and everyone’s pretty much stuck to that since.
With the stairs raked so flat and each step so long, getting up and down them means developing a Quasimodo sort of affectation, Continue Reading »
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The microcosm of intrusions into the sky – chimneys, flues, antennae, trees, chevaux de frise, hold an endless fascination for me. It’s partly the diversity they enjoy: that rare abandonment of architectural ethnic separatism which Hundertwasser was so insistent on, but it’s also the way they are self-effacing. Chimneys seem to survive the ravages of architectural fashion somewhat better than trim and stucco by being double agents for demure tastefulness and blatant functionality.
The sky itself is endlessly fascinating. Today the sunset was one of those colours that cameras can’t reproduce – lilac and cornflower cutting into a cubic net of clouds. giving it luminescence and depth.
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Something surprised me as I was clearing out my Gmail spam box today:
Look a bit closer.
Lovely Spam, wonderful Spam…
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Melburnians don’t really know what to do with rain. I presume that’s because it never rains for longer than a few minutes at a time, just enough of a delay to fill in with an espresso or a bit of recreational shopping. Melburnians can’t handle wet weather gear like raincoats and umbrellas: they assume the umbrella is some sort of thinking-ahead badge of status, they walk through arcades and covered areas with them still raised, shoving the less prepared out of the way. In other parts of the world, there’s an etiquette for who raises and who lowers their umbrella, who steps onto the pavement, when and where to furl and shake the water off so it doesn’t ruin the carpet or anyone’s trousers. Here umbrella-users are like novices with chopsticks: all bravado and clumsiness.
Our urban uniform is wrongly characterised as being all black: Continue Reading »
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Originally uploaded by OsakaBen.
Suzy singing in the final at the Melbourne Concert Hall on the 1st November. She was brilliant, but didn’t end up with the prize.
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